My inspiration for this picture: an unpleasant hour with a left elbow. Let my share what I wrote today during math.
" Dear Left-handed people of the world:
Please do not sit to the right of me in the middle of a table we have to share and then stick your gross elbow out so far it's 3 inches from mine. Be courteous. Sometime I think you left-handed people think your so unique (1 out of 10 WHOA. Everyone of you should have your own show on TLC, where you struggle to use normal scissors and spatulas like Chuckie from Rugrats.), but it doesn't mean that you can be rude about getting in other people's space. From now on, I pledge (hint hint Oprah) to keep my joints in my personal space at a shared table (unless I am stopped at a red light). Sign the no protruding elbows pledge! (it's not real).
Love, Erin
P.S. I have no problem with left handed people. Only those who don't realize how rude it is to stick their elbows in my face. Or people who are rude in any situation.
P.P.S. I apologize to my math teacher for being rude and writing this as she was teaching. "
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